Q.) What is MotoFiaccone?

A.) MotoFiaccone is me, both literally and figuratively. It’s what I do to keep my blood moving in this insane, compartmentalized world in which we live.

Q.) Do you sell any of the custom parts used on your bikes?

A.) Yes, all of them. Please contact me if you’re interested.

Q.) Do you sell apparel?

A.) Yes, T-shirts right now. They are American made and silk-screen by a Marine’s wife trying to keep food on the table.

Q.) So why don’t you have an online store?

A.) I prefer to handle orders on a personal, per-inquiry basis. I enjoy speaking with people and helping them solve problems. An online store is very sterile but an understood necessary evil. One will be online soon.

Q.) Do you ship internationally?

A.) Yes, I’ve shipped products throughout North America, England, Italy, Australia and France.

Q.) You quoted a price for [product X] and the price was extremely high. What’s up with that?

A.) The prices are seemingly high because of the level of detail and craftsmanship that goes into each piece. The time involvement and subsequent pride therein is high. That cost money.

Q.) Well I can just have my stuff made in [a generic developing country] for far less.

A.) Of course, but then you’re buying homogeneity, now, aren’t you? All MotoFiaccone products are garage made in Texas USA.

Q.) I love your vampire rabbit brand mark. Who designed it?

A.) Jonathan Wood at http://jonathanwooddesign.com. He’s expensive, but the best.

Q.) So can I use it and your tag lines at will?

A.) No, please don’t. They are currently going through the trademark process.

Q.) What’s up with all the Italian phrases?

A.) I’m half Italian and half Hungarian. My grandparents are the hardest working people I knew, and they embraced struggle. The Italian textures are my homage to them. Magyar just isn’t that sexy, now, is it?

Q.) Who are all these girls on your website?

A.) Friends and friends of friends. I’m on first name basis with most of them.

Q.) Why do you come across as such a douche?

A.) Because we all have bad days. I’m trying to dial that back a spell.

Q.) What do you do for fun?

A.) I drink. A lot. When I’m not doing that, I’m watching my daughter play competitive soccer. I’m actually extremely family-oriented.